What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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